If you’ve been reading the comments on my Atlas Shrugged posts, you’ve probably seen the hilarious “Cobra Commander” dialogues written by commenter and jet-setting billionaire playboy author Sneezeguard (that’s how he requested to be credited).
In it, the fictional evil overlord inserts himself into the plot of Atlas Shrugged, accompanying the characters and trying to comprehend the difference between Rand’s heroes and villains, and learns for himself that even evil has standards.
I’ve been enjoying reading these for a while and thought they should be archived somewhere more visible than a Disqus comment thread. Sneezeguard gave his permission, so here’s an archive page for them. Enjoy!