Originally posted on Atlas Shrugged: Kiss With a Fist.

Hank: Alright so I was about to murder the woman I love, but instead I just decided to violently...
Cobra Commander: No. Just no. I am not talking to you about this.
Hank: But you didn't even let me get to the good part!
Cobra Commander: NO! Shut up, No. I need to... I need to go kick a puppy or something... ugh...